Raffles Are Dead

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lemonfont:

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vinceborg2050:

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doctormettic:

You play as a piece of paper and you team up with other pieces of papers to go and fight other pieces of paper on elementary school art dioramas so you can save another piece of paper and oddly enough you do this by collecting rocks

a dirty hobo gets lost in the jungle and eats animals off the ground

0/10

man gets lost in seaside town and refuses to ask for directions

robot with only one wheel hobbles around a walrus theme park

middle-aged man is falsely accused and is forced to clean up a whole town

go to high school in a shitty rural town and force yourself to make friends

you’re dumped on an island full of racist douchelords and an active volcano

struggle to watch a movie while your girlfriend passive aggressively nags you because you didn’t remember it was your anniversary

Huge weeaboo steals a lightsaber and kills 10 random guys to fuck a european prostitute.

Some corpse escapes from jail after punching a fat guy in the taint and gets told by an emo fuck that he has to ring two shitty bells

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pizzaforpresident:

why